status update : week 10

One : Extra-strength (500 mg) Tylenol taken to alleviate neck pain. Multiple thoughts of how much better I would feel if I could actually take Advil, muscle relaxers and/or consecutive shots of tequila.

Two : Neck massages by my adoring husband (while I had my multiple thoughts, see above).

Four : Afternoon naps I have taken this week.

Five days : Until my next doctor’s appointment. I’m nervous, excited and anxious.

Fourteen days : Until I’m 12 weeks and out of the first trimester.

Two-hundred ten days : Until I reach 40 weeks. If I make it that far. That’s longer than an average public school year, people. Seventeen days longer.

Infinity : How long I have to wait before I can drink tequila again.

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